Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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