When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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