Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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