Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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