I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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