I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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