There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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