So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
love makes seman taste better
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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