Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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