He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Are we still banned from the library?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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