You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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