I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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