Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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