i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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