He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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