god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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