Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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