Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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