I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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