I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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