honey bunches of taint.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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