One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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