Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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