Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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