Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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