just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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