You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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