Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize