I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize