Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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