I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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