This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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