We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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