It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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