Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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