so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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