Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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