thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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