Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's blow job season.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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