I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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