I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Too much gin, very little bucket
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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