i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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