All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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