Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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