I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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