Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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