Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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