Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize