honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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