she woke up with a sticky ear
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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