Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
did you just send me my own nude
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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